Pride Rock
Home of King Mufasa
Here is some random stuff I thought you might like. Have fun!
>:-(..........................Just plain mad >:-)..........................Evil planner >:-P......................... >:-D..........................Mad laugher ~>:-O.......................Steam outta head <:)...........................Shortie clown >:^)..........................Pinocchio :-#........... .............Mouth taped shut >:-{.........................Nervous, mad guy >:-Q.......................Mad smoker >:-V........................Woodchopper People, there's a Geico.com can save you hundreds on car insurance, yeah. Big news, yeah! Here is a funny poem I wrote using my imagination, Peter Pan, and my history book. Cook Book Crook Captain James Cook the Hook took my cook book! He is a cook book crook! Will you help me look for my cook book? Look! There's Captain Cook the Hook! He's got my cook book! He's cooking hooks by the brook! I think he's going to cook my book! Hey, Captain Cook the Hook! Give me back my cook book, you crook! It has nothing to do with cooking hooks! Just look! Look for hooks! There aren't any hooks! Just look! Give me back my cook book, Captain James Cook Book Crook! I was searching for The Lion Sleeps Tonight lyrics on Lyred.com just for the fun of it. They didn't have anything by Lebo M, but look what I did find! In the spaceship, the silver spaceship The lion takes control In the spaceship, the silver spaceship The lion takes control And: Hush my darling, be still my darling The lion's on the phone Hush, my darling, be still my darling The lion's on the phone And: The lion waves good-bye In the spaceship, the silver spaceship The lion waves good-bye That made me laugh so hard...
Well, it's not if no one hears it, which is why I need you to help spread the word! Otherwise, our big news is nothing but a stray old fact.
A wee orphan of truth, wandering the streets, looking for a home in someone's ear. ...Boy, that was easy.
In the spaceship, the silver space ship
Here you can take some TLK quizzes that I made.
Hope you like trivia!
Have fun!
I'll put links to all the quizzes here so you can decide which one you want to take first.
By the way, you might want to write down the number of each question and the letters of your answers to each question so you don't have to go back at the end.
Which Song Does This Line Belong To?
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (quotes are from The Lion King 1 1/2)
Quiz #1
Which Song Does This Line Belong To? 1. "Ingonyama ilele"
A. Circle of Life
B. The Lion Sleeps Tonight
C. He Lives In You
D. Hakuna Matata
2. "There's a rhyme and reason to the wild outdoors"
A. That's All I Need
B. Morning Report
C. We Are One
D. Elton John's Can You Feel the Love Tonight
3. "Just listen to Teacher"
A. Be Prepared
B. Upendi
C. Digga Tunnah
D. My Lullaby
4. "We would never need to face the world alone"
A. Circle of Life
B. Love Will Find a Way
C. That's All I Need
D. Can You Feel the Love Tonight
5. "Into the water"
A. Morning Report
B. Elton John's Circle of Life
C. He Lives In You
D. Hakuna Matata
6. "Always more around every bend"
A. Digga Tunnah
B. Elton John's I Just Can't Wait to be King
C. One Of Us
D. The Lion Sleeps Tonight
7. "Very nice"
A. Upendi
B. Be Prepared
C. Morning Report
D. Hakuna Matata
8. "But we do not forget what we cannot forgive"
A. My Lullaby
B. Be Prepared
C. One of Us
D. Love Will Find a Way
9. "The sound of Simba's dying gasp"
A. My Lullaby
B. The Madness of King Scar (TLKoB)
C. Shadowland (TLKoB)
D. Be Prepared
10. "Flamingoes in the pink"
A. Hakuna Matata
B. Morning Report
C. He Lives In You
D. Circle of Life
Okay! Let's see how well you did!
1.B
2.D
3.A
4.B
5.C
6.A
7.D
8.C
9.A
10.B
Quiz #2
How Well Do You Know Rafiki? 1. What kind of monkey is Rafiki?
A. Gorilla
B. Mandrill
C. Baboon
D. Nobody knows
2. What is one of the best things about Rafiki's life?
A. He works in a chocolate factory and gets paid in chocolate
B. He never has, doesn't now and never will throw up
C. He can make people shut up with the touch of a finger
D. He can draw on the wall and nobody yells at him
3. What is one of the strangest things about Rafiki?
A. He has as much energy as a 3-year-old even though he's really old, and boy does he get a lot of excercise!
B. He potty trained Simba and Nala without their parents knowing
C. He has a bank account at a bank that normally doesn't allow animals to have them - he begged for years!
D. Sometimes he likes to take leaves from his tree, paint them and stick them to his floor
4. How does Rafiki know all this stuff?
A. He doesn't know anything! He's totally dumb!
B. He doesn't know so much, he knows as much as we do
C. Hello, he's Rafiki!
D. Uhh... he paid extra attention in school
5. Rafiki likes to chant, "Asante sana, squash banana, we we nugu, mi mi apana!" What does this chant mean?
A. It means something?! I thought he made it up!
B. Take your trash out before you miss the garbage truck
C. I'm an expert in making pupu platters and I'd like to teach you
D. Thank you very much! Squash banana! You're a baboon, and I'm not!
6. How old is Rafiki?
A. 362
B. Nobody knows
C. 893
D. 107
7. Who is one of Rafiki's closest friends?
A. Mufasa
B. Zazu
C. Scar
D. Nala
The first time we see Rafiki alone in the movie, he is:
A. Dancing to disco
B. Drawing Simba on his wall
C. Writing a script for his new TV show
D. Watching scary movies and screaming his head off
Okay! Let's see how well you did!
1.B
2.D
3.A
4.C
5.D
6.B
7.A
8.B
Quiz #3
Who Said It? 1. "You used a metaphor on Timon?"
A. Timon's Ma
B. Rafiki
C. Uncle Max
D. Nala
2. "Harpoon a tomato?"
A. Simba
B. Timon's Ma
C. Pumbaa
D. Timon
3. "This oughtta be hotter"
A. Pumbaa
B. Nala
C. Scar
D. Zazu
4. "I did trust you"
A. Zazu
B. Mufasa
C. Uncle Max
D. Nala
5. "I couldn't have done it without you guys"
A. Timon
B. Simba
C. Pumbaa
D. Rafiki
6. "The journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step"
A. Rafiki
B. Pumbaa
C. Zazu
D. Timon
7. "Sire, the hyenas are after the children!"
A. Uncle Max
B. Timon
C. Simba
D. Zazu
8. "Ha ha. Nice work, Timon"
A. Timon's Ma
B. Uncle Max
C. A random guy
D. Simba
9. "I'm counting to three!"
A. Timon's Ma
B. Timon
C. Uncle Max
D. Zazu
10. "Dream of bedbugs tonight!"
A. Pumbaa
B. Timon
C. Simba
D. Nala
Okay! Let's see how well you did!
1.A
2.D
3.A
4.C
5.B
6.A
7.D
8.C
9.B
10.A